BRAWNDO'S GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!

[enthusiastick]

OMG I AM DRINKING BRAWNDO!

Brawndo's got ELECTROLYTES. And that's what PLANTS CRAVE. They CRAVE ELECTROLYTES. Which is what BRAWNDO HAS. And that's why PLANTS CRAVE BRAWNDO. Not WATER, like from the TOILET.

1,000 mg Taurine!
50 mg Guarana Extract!
200 mg Inositol!
200 mg Caffeine!
5 KINDS OF SUGAR!

Comments

[danthegeek.livejournal.com]

I heard that there's a store in Porter Square that sells it. Where did you find it?

Also, what does it taste like to crush a human skull?

[pooka-madness.livejournal.com]

locke61dv bought a case for my workplace. The store in Porter Square does not, in fact, sell the stuff. At least according to him, he says he went in and checked twice.

And it tastes like liquid lime jello AND AWESOME.

[danthegeek.livejournal.com]

How long until he makes the drinking fountains dispense Brawndo? Seriously, that would be even better than the movie Ass.