BRAWNDO'S GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!

[enthusiastick]

OMG I AM DRINKING BRAWNDO!

Brawndo's got ELECTROLYTES. And that's what PLANTS CRAVE. They CRAVE ELECTROLYTES. Which is what BRAWNDO HAS. And that's why PLANTS CRAVE BRAWNDO. Not WATER, like from the TOILET.

1,000 mg Taurine!
50 mg Guarana Extract!
200 mg Inositol!
200 mg Caffeine!
5 KINDS OF SUGAR!

Comments

[turkeyanne.livejournal.com]

SOUND THE ALARM. You're about to feel UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC.

It's an energy drink for MEN. MENERGY!

[pooka-madness.livejournal.com]

These aren't your Dad's puns. These are ENERGY PUNS. TURBOPUNS!

SCIENCE! ENERGY! SCIENCE! ENERGY! ELECTROLYTES! TURBOLYTES! POWERLYTES! More lytes than YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR!

[digitalmcq.livejournal.com]

Do you have energy legs? Also, babies? 400 BABIES! THEY'LL RUN SO FAST PEOPLE WILL THINK THEY'RE KENYANS!