BRAWNDO'S GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!
Jan. 25th, 2008 12:43 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
OMG I AM DRINKING BRAWNDO!
Brawndo's got ELECTROLYTES. And that's what PLANTS CRAVE. They CRAVE ELECTROLYTES. Which is what BRAWNDO HAS. And that's why PLANTS CRAVE BRAWNDO. Not WATER, like from the TOILET.
1,000 mg Taurine!
50 mg Guarana Extract!
200 mg Inositol!
200 mg Caffeine!
5 KINDS OF SUGAR!
Brawndo's got ELECTROLYTES. And that's what PLANTS CRAVE. They CRAVE ELECTROLYTES. Which is what BRAWNDO HAS. And that's why PLANTS CRAVE BRAWNDO. Not WATER, like from the TOILET.
1,000 mg Taurine!
50 mg Guarana Extract!
200 mg Inositol!
200 mg Caffeine!
5 KINDS OF SUGAR!
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Date: 2008-01-26 01:27 am (UTC)It's an energy drink for MEN. MENERGY!
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Date: 2008-01-26 02:17 am (UTC)SCIENCE! ENERGY! SCIENCE! ENERGY! ELECTROLYTES! TURBOLYTES! POWERLYTES! More lytes than YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR!
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Date: 2008-01-26 04:55 pm (UTC)