my brain itches

[enthusiastick]

If I were a stone, I would be a skipping stone, worn smooth by the ocean.
If I were a tree, I would be an oak.
If I were an insect, I would be an ant.
If I were a bird, I would be a great horned owl.
If I were a machine, I would be a pendulum clock
If I were a fruit, I would be a red delicious apple.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be a thunderstorm.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be a Changeling-style pooka.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be an oboe.
If I were a kind of profession, I would be a writer.
If I were anything in the world, I would be myself.
If I were a color, I would be pink.
If I were a fragrance, I would be rain.
If I were an emotion, I would be joy.
If I were a vegetable, I would be broccoli.
If I were a sound, I would be the human voice singing... probably.
If I were an element, I would be air, or maybe water.
If I were a movie star, I would be Alan Rickman, but I would want to be Ewan MacGregor.
If I were a holiday, I would be Memorial Day.
If I were a body part, I would be an eye.
If I were a pokemon, I would be a squirtle.
If I were an anime character, I would be Ryoga, probably.
If I were a mammal, I would be a guinea pig.
If I were a flower, I would be a stargazer lily.
If I were a video game character, I would be Crono.