I figured out her number inside a paper napkin but I don't know her address

[enthusiastick]

Notes from an arrogant, snobby, pretentious egotist:

Take a moment to think about how eye-gougingly dumb the average person seems to you.

Then realize that, by definition, half the world is dumber than that.

Dizzying, isn't it?

Comments

I pity the fool!

[adampb.livejournal.com]

Aw c'mon, that one's ancient! If you REALLY wanted to be pretentious, you'd pull a stunt like wondering out loud if 'average' is being used to describe 'median' or 'mode'. (also been done, but still)

Bring your A-game when you criticize the masses, dammit. (shakes fist)

Regardless, while I don't disagree with the sentiment, you can always bust out the more optimistic side of the coin, courtesy of Northwestern's own Walter Kerr:

Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them.


(smiles thoughtfully, strokes cat on lap)

[lassarina]

Dizzying, isn't it? Welcome to my job. x_x;

[http://users.livejournal.com/_glass_house_/]

eeerrrrrr bluuuuuhhhhhhh......der der...bleeeeeehhh....bluh? duuuuuhhhhhhhh.....

[manslayerliz.livejournal.com]

Superiority just feels so good, doesn't it?

[juineve.livejournal.com]

Aren't you somewhere below average? (Will gets all credit for that one)