I figured out her number inside a paper napkin but I don't know her address

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Notes from an arrogant, snobby, pretentious egotist:

Take a moment to think about how eye-gougingly dumb the average person seems to you.

Then realize that, by definition, half the world is dumber than that.

Dizzying, isn't it?

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