BRAWNDO'S GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!

[enthusiastick]

OMG I AM DRINKING BRAWNDO!

Brawndo's got ELECTROLYTES. And that's what PLANTS CRAVE. They CRAVE ELECTROLYTES. Which is what BRAWNDO HAS. And that's why PLANTS CRAVE BRAWNDO. Not WATER, like from the TOILET.

1,000 mg Taurine!
50 mg Guarana Extract!
200 mg Inositol!
200 mg Caffeine!
5 KINDS OF SUGAR!

Comments

[damarie.livejournal.com]

Wow! How much are they paying you for that AWESOME ENDORSEMENT!!??

(Also, can you send some through teh Intrawebs to my work? It's quiet and boring around here.) :P

[danthegeek.livejournal.com]

I heard that there's a store in Porter Square that sells it. Where did you find it?

Also, what does it taste like to crush a human skull?

[turkeyanne.livejournal.com]

SOUND THE ALARM. You're about to feel UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC.

It's an energy drink for MEN. MENERGY!

[juineve.livejournal.com]

ohmygod... a reminder of the cinematic blight that was idiocracy...