überprüf aus meiner neuen Waffe der Wahl

[enthusiastick]

German toilets are so messed up. Like in an utterly fundamental, you have clearly missed the point of the exercise, I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul sort of way.

I have to flush the toilet at least twice every time I take a dump. And it can't just be because I take healthy, American shits.

There's this German band called Wir Sind Helden (literally, "We Are Heroes"). I'm kind of into them, but that may just be because their female vocalist looks a little bit like Mary Goodman. So much so that the first time I saw her, I wondered what in hell Mary Goodman was doing on German MTV.

Speaking of which, there's this guy who hosts German MTV over here. A VJ. I don't know what his name is, but he's way better than anyone on American MTV. American MTV sucks now. I say we import this German dude, even if he doesn't appear to speak English.

Some songs I have caught myself listening to and (shudder) enjoying:

1. Wir Sind Helden - Guten Tag
2. Wir Sind Helden - Müssen Nur Wollen
3. Hot Action Cop - Fever for the Flava

I'm aware that the last one is actually an English song. Possibly even American. It has a catchy beat, and idiotically smutty lyrics. And a really funny video that I intend to download, first chance I get. Has anyone else heard this song? Or seen this video? The band plays the part of a communicable disease that causes, well, horniness.

I'm really bored right now. Can you tell?

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[pooka-madness.livejournal.com]

That's the guy. I learned his name at some point, but then I forgot it.

And no worries at all, be my guest.